My name means banana in Urdu.
About this nerd. Mi Cara. Yo, whaddup! A History.
Requirements To Join The New Black Club


1. Have a colorblind mentality

2. Gotta have a lot of friends in which you allow them to treat you like their “token” black friend

3. Must think We Can’t Stop is an awesome song

4. Swear you’re the only black girl who thinks twerking is “ratchet”

5. Swear you’re the only black…




This Sunday at every black church in the US of A.


Church crowns.



oh fuck he getting it

this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile



this will never not be funny to me




this is me all winter.




 Japanese Macaque showing middle finger | Jari Peltomäki

monkeys are so human it stuns me


This asshole gave a “Wuddup. Peep this.” nod to the camera lmao

Loool he did tho
In Which Diversity Isn't a Myth



Ok. I’m tired of the typical vampire, werewolf and fairy.I’m also tired of the occidental-centrism in mythology. Hence, this list.

I tried to included as many cultural variants as I could find and think of. (Unfortunately, I was restricted by language. Some…



And kept his composure and enthusiasm
And didn’t freeze up like Mikasa
And didn’t have time to punch somebody like Eren
And didn’t have time to mourn like Armin
And didn’t have time to change names like Krista
And saved Reiner and Krista soon after from the Titans

Reasons why I adore Connie.
This kid does not get nearly enough credit and I absolutely want to just emphasize all this.
Most people focus on Jean being one of those kids who lost it all during the series.
But Connie gets overlooked in this situation. Connie was basically a country bumpkin who left home to join the military to prove himself to his mother. His mother basically told him he wouldn’t be welcome back if he didn’t come back a soldier. (If you’ve read Red Badge of Courage his story actually parallels this book in a number of spots. Especially in the sense that his mother reacted to Connie with the mentality of “You come home with your shield or on it.”) 
Keep in mind that Isayama originally intended for Connie to be one of the kids that Eren witnessed in his nightmare about the future. Connie originally was not supposed to survive, same with Sasha. But this leaves way for an explanation as to why Connie is probably a pivotal example of humanity in this series.
Our first exposure to Connie’s personality is his salute, he performs it backwards and this immediately pins him as being not too bright but eager to preform. He’s nervous and anxious but he’s willing to succeed. He comes from a town where he probably doesn’t have the most formal of education, and relies mostly on street smarts (or farm smarts in his example). He may not know a lot in terms of formal education, but he knows a lot about people, for example, when he called out Ymir for treating Armin like shit after Eren was eaten. He knows he has a calling in the military, but he doesn’t seem to see it as anything more than a calling to help mankind. Hell, Connie probably wanted to enlist in the Military police and assure safety for him and his family rather than be confined to the open countryside where as we would later find out — titans still resided. He probably wasn’t expecting to find his calling to be in the Scouting Legion, even with his success in the Training Camps with rank of 8th among the new soldiers. He was probably like “Whoa I can join the Military Police!” and got super hyped about that.
But hey, this kid was then forced to experience tragedy FIRST HAND. This kid who was probably hardly expecting to excel in the military is then thrown into the fray of an assault on the district where the new graduates were supposed to be finishing their training. Instead of getting to relish in the feeling of being a soldier, Connie like all the others is thrown into hell. The whole fandom and the whole series seems to focus on the events of Eren because this is where his big shifter reveal is, and Jean because of his loss of Marco.
But we’ve got Connie Springer. This country kid who was just enlisting in the military to make his family proud, and how the hell is he going to make them proud when he’s got to face all this?
Given that this, and then the discovery of his home town being overtaken by titans, as well as the realization that his entire family had been turned into titans and subsequently died in the process, we’re talking about a kid whose entire perspective of reality has been flipped on his ass. While everyone gets some means of coping with their grief, Eren channeling his anger into combat, Mikasa’s numbness, Armin’s dedication to those who remain, Jean’s opportunity for closure at the body burning, and even the methods of the shifters who react by hiding their emotions, distance and mental delusions, Connie is the only one of the group who had to pick up and keep going.
Connie was not allowed any time to mourn for his family, he had no closure, no chance to back away and breathe and take things in. Not only did he not have the chance to recuperate, but he lost the friends he could rely on for comfort for something like this.
People don’t give this kid enough credit.
Connie Springer is the example of how sometimes in life, you don’t get the chance to recover. He’s the example of how you need to keep your head up high and keep going. 
And you know what? That’s just what he’s doing.
You go, Connie Springer. Keep your head up and keep fighting.


physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.










she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

She got snatched up right after this. I just know it.

I’m dead. Her face “I’m about to fuck this little girl up!”

Her face said “keep playing little girl. I got something for that ass”

Dearly Beloved we are gathered here today to pay our respects to this little black girl for her boldness that lead to one the most painful and longest of  ass whoopings in recent history

Oh my god. Dis how my aunties used to look at me when I was bout to get my behind tore


Scarier than anything…ever.

I wonder what she wanted to be when she grew up?