1. Have a colorblind mentality
2. Gotta have a lot of friends in which you allow them to treat you like their “token” black friend
3. Must think We Can’t Stop is an awesome song
4. Swear you’re the only black girl who thinks twerking is “ratchet”
5. Swear you’re the only black…
Ok. I’m tired of the typical vampire, werewolf and fairy.I’m also tired of the occidental-centrism in mythology. Hence, this list.
I tried to included as many cultural variants as I could find and think of. (Unfortunately, I was restricted by language. Some…
she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.
She got snatched up right after this. I just know it.
I’m dead. Her face “I’m about to fuck this little girl up!”
Her face said “keep playing little girl. I got something for that ass”
Dearly Beloved we are gathered here today to pay our respects to this little black girl for her boldness that lead to one the most painful and longest of ass whoopings in recent history
Oh my god. Dis how my aunties used to look at me when I was bout to get my behind tore
Scarier than anything…ever.
I wonder what she wanted to be when she grew up?